Archive for October, 2008

a change

Posted in school writings with tags , , on October 31 2008 by unlegion

On November 5th we all awoke to a changed world.

Milk puddled in the indentations we left in our beds. When we opened the morning newspaper, milk gushed from between the folds, trickling between our legs.

Feet squirming into steel-toed boots found cream in the heel. Papers seeped out of patent leather brief cases filled with milk. Lunch boxes sloshed in the hands of our children. The clear platforms of the working girls’ shoes turned opaque.

In San Francisco, the thrift stores of Haight and Ashbury swirled with dyes bleeding into the milk. At Kent the sky swept the world clean with a white benediction of high-fat cream. We rolled in it. In New Orleans the milk spread quietly like butter above the buildings, never touching a soul, and we were relieved. The milk spurted from the towers and bastions of a bridge we never built in Alaska. The rigs in the gulf shut off their pumps when all they got from the sea floor was milk. The subways in New York had to be abandoned after the last of the tunnel-dwellers streamed past our sand-bag barricades.

We huddled around the government buildings in DC, looking for answers. They were filled completely, but their doors did not pour forth the gift of milk. Legislation was impossible and the laws of physics distressingly surmounted.

We wept with fear or joy, and our tears were white.

UMB, MPG

Posted in rants, sundry updates with tags , , , on October 16 2008 by unlegion

Pet peeve. When I was between four and five feet tall I’d go to the grocery store with my father every Sunday. I enjoyed walking across the parking lot, observing the birds nesting in the letters on the side of the store. “UMB Bank”. Just like I thought the airline was literally pronounced “twah,” I believed the bank to be “uhmmb”. Imagine my concern when I learned the adult world was calling something the “United Missouri Bank Bank”.

Today a radio personality enthused about cars with “25, 30, 35 MPGS! MPGS you wouldn’t believe!” You know, the minivan I drove in highschool ran at 36 MPGS. Miles Per GallonS. Two gallons, to be precise.

Anyhow. Drummer continues to be the most wonderful creature. I can’t imagine being without him. And I picked out classes for next semester.